We cordially welcome you to the opening tournament of the APDA season hosted on the beautiful Johns Hopkins Homewood campus.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE DANKEST TOURNAMENT APDA HAS TO OFFER!? CHAIRMAN HARRY ZHANG SHALL PRESIDE AS THE MEME QUEEN FOR ALL PROCEEDINGS. HE GONNA 420 BLAZE IT UP WITH ALL OF US TO MAKE SURE THIS TOURNAMENT IS DANK AS FUCK. I'M MICHAEL KOO HERE TO SERVE AS TAB DICTATOR AND FULFILL ALL YOUR GREEN NEEDS. IMMA BRING YOU FIVE BACK TO BACK ROUNDS FASTER THAN THE ZOOKEEPER DID TO HARAMBE.

HARRY WAS FEELING EXTRA NOT DANK WHEN WRITING UP THE INVITATION, SO YOU CAN READ ALL HIS BORING SHIT THERE ON THE FORUM . HOWEVER IF YOU GOT ANY CONCERNS LIKE YOU LOST OR CAN'T SEEM TO GET ROOMS TO UNLOCK OR JUST GENERALLY WANT AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE, TEXT ME AT NUMBER REDACTED DON'T POST YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET KIDS FIND IT ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE. DON'T CALL ME OR ELSE EVERYONE GON' BE CALLING LIKE MY PHONE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS SO JUST TEXT ME TO LET ME KNOW WHAT'S UP.

A REMINDER THAT THIS TOURNAMENT IS DEDICATED TO OUR PREMATURELY DECEASED OVERLORD HARAMBE. TAKE A SHOT FOR HIM AT THE FIRST EVER HOPKINS APDA PARTY FOR ALL THE SHOTS THAT HE TOOK FOR YOU. 

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SUPREME MEME QUEEN HERE WITH IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS THAT CAN ALSO BE FOUND ON THE FORUM.

IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE SP00KY MAINGI OF TAB OBSERVATION. GOOD JUDGING AND FAST ROUNDS WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU WHISPER "THANK YOU BASED QUINN" THREE TIMES WITHIN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS.

REG WILL BE OPEN FROM 3:30PM TO 4:19PM AND FROM 4:21PM TO 4:30PM. ROUNDS WILL START AT 5:00PM. THE CINCINNATI ZOO DIDN'T WAIT FOR HARAMBE AND WE WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU.

TO COMMEMORATE THE SIGNIFICANT REGIME CHANGE UNDERGONE IN THE PREVIOUS YEAR, GA WILL BE RELOCATED TO HODSON 101.

SEND US YOUR SCRATCHES ON TIME. UNLIKE HARAMBE'S LOVE FOR YOU, OUR PATIENCE HAS ITS LIMITS AND WE WON'T TAKE ANY SCRATCHES AFTER REG CLOSES.

A STRICT REMINDER THAT OUR UNIVERSITY'S OBSCENITY LAWS PREVENT CELEBRATING HARAMBE'S TRAGIC DEATH IN THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE CELEBRATED.

ADDITIONALLY, IF YOU ARE A VEGETABLE OR JUST NEED SOME HELP ON ONLINE BALLOTING - HERE IS THE LINK TO DIRECTIONS - http://docs.tabroom.com/Judging